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For Brands Who Refuse To Sound Boring

Email copywriter for coaches and online businesses

Imagine checking your appointment calendar and seeing it fuller than a kid's Christmas list.

 

That's what happens when your words finally do the heavy lifting.

Because Generic Copy Doesn't Pay Bills

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Ever wondered why nobody's clicking your "Book a Call" button?

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Or why your "Buy Now" button is getting less attention than someone posting their Wordle score in 2025?

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It's not your service… 

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(You're actually pretty damn good at what you do)

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It's not your prices… 

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(People pay more for less every day)

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It's not your website design... 

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(Though that template is from 2019...)

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It's not even your offer... 

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(That's solid too)

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It’s because your copy sounds exactly like your competitors.

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"We provide innovative solutions..." 

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"Best-in-class service..." 

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"Years of experience..."

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Yawn

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Your potential clients are reading the same tired lines on every website they visit and every email they read.

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And when everyone sounds the same, guess what they choose?

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The cheapest option. (Probably not you)

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But here's the thing...

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When your copy stands out, price becomes irrelevant.

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Because people don't pay premium prices for average.

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They pay for different.

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They pay for better.

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They pay for you.

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But first, they need to know why you're worth it.

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That's where I come in...

Your Competitors Have Great Copy...

Do You?

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Your emails should be making you money while you sleep.

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Instead, it's sitting there like an unpaid intern.

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Looking pretty…

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Doing nothing…

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Your competitors?

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They're booking calls like Taylor Swift books stadiums.

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Yes, growing a business is hard. 

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Especially when your copy reads like everyone else's…

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You're probably drowning in:

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"Professional" websites that put people to sleep…

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Email sequences that get ignored faster than a LinkedIn connection request…

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Social posts that get less engagement than your aunt's cat photos…

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And watching your competitors steal customers that should've been yours.

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But it's not your fault…

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You're busy running a business.

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You shouldn't have to be a wordsmith too.

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That's where I come in.

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I turn your expertise into words that sell.

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So you can…

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Book more calls than your calendar can handle.

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Convert lurkers into paying clients.

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And free up your time so you can finally take that dream vacation without checking your phone every 5 minutes.

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Because when your words sell, your business excel.

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Ready to make your competition watch you from the sidelines?

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*Warning: Side effects may include increased revenue, booked-out calendar, and sudden urge to check your sales notifications.

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